15 reasons not to date a designer
1. They cant change a light bulb without making a sketch.
2. They will analyze conversations in layers.
3. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
4. They f**k up all the tables with their cutters.
5. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
6. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
7. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
8. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
9. They steal street signs.
10. They never get old enough to stop reading comic books.
11. They hate Excel.
12. They want to save the world only with a poster.
13. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
14. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
15. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
2. They will analyze conversations in layers.
3. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
4. They f**k up all the tables with their cutters.
5. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
6. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
7. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
8. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
9. They steal street signs.
10. They never get old enough to stop reading comic books.
11. They hate Excel.
12. They want to save the world only with a poster.
13. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
14. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
15. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
"Un Pibe", in french, means a pibe. But it's also slang for fellatio.
Warning: I guard here
Earthquake in Copenhagen August 2012 – WE WILL RISE AGAIN!
(Earthquakes happens in Denmark every 500 years, and meassures 0,000001 on the Richter Scale. But the media was all over it!)
How to draw a car:
1. Sketch the outline
2. Add wheels and screens
3. Add details and color it
According to some interpretations of the Mayan calendar, the world ended december 21st 2012.
Modern Eye Exam
"Found this in the elevator" / "Like"
(On image) "Free pieces of paper"
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